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Catch Phrases

These are just random movie quotes that I say to Marcus when the situation fits.

Jelly donut comin’ - Strange Brew - When Marcus is hungry and Christine is getting the food (read: boob) ready.

Dude, you must chill! - Say Anything - When Marcus is fussy.

Announce the flavor of the food in an Ace Ventura voice - Sliced beef in gravy! Yummy!

Pills are good! - Dumb and Dumber - When Marcus gets his medicine.

You better mind your tone. Better use your inside voice or you’ll find yourself outside. - Chappelle’s Show - If Marcus starts screaming/crying loud